Wednesday, November 23, 2005
it's addictiveeee!!!!
Cable is addictive. VERY addictive.
i'm stuck/glued/moulded/staple-gunned/cement-glued..
to MTV's 'I Want A Famous Face'.
it's so gruesome with the visually un-editted/un-blurred off scenes.
but it's like, so awesome! like, bammm-bam and you're gwoorgeous!
_tssktsk. things people do.
buuut!
just thinkkk! just think, about it for a momento, amigo!
ok la, you read, i think.
see. if i had the friggin chance to plastic surger-ise myself,
i would blarrdie jump on it man!
that's saying that the dokterr is super good and fully paid for!
so maybe like, Dr. Woffles Wu?
then he want me to design new surgeon gowns to funk up the hospital?!
((ok yes. i can shuts-sups right now.))
i decided. or rather day dreamed until very very far.
this is my plastic/silicon/lipo wishlist
1. Sharpen my non-existent but somehow faaaaat nose.
2. reduce my in-the-face flabby cheeks.
3. boooooob job (like who dont want?!).
but i dont want too big! else, i can't pick up money from the floor.
i mean, needle. yah.
4. be gone, my flabbbbbbby spare tyres! AWAY!
5. botox/chemical-peel/whatever. to remove the drama staging evidences.
6. super tan! as in a 'super-sonic' tan that lasts foreverrrr. no need to dark.
ok, we're done here. cos i think like arms and legs easier to tone than tummy.
esp. seeing that i am always seated. sewing/computering/stoning.
>>>
then, i watched 'X-Men Evolution'!
hahahaa. so, just think about it!!!
again, you read and i think. can?
i would almost KILL to have these powers!
1. Reading others' minds.
imagine being able to know the thoughts of ppl!
like, "Man! she's hot!" (dont think it'll happen though)
2. Teleportinggg!!!!!
bananas dood! imagine, you wake up late for school
and you can be in class 10secs after you wash up!
and thereafter, not be late at all!
OR!
like me, you gotta run soooo many errands and places are packed.
oh no right? what do you do?!?! well, with this, you just frickkin TELEPORT!!!
waaah seeey.
if only, if only... if -fricckin- only.
anyway. tmr, i've got a long day at school.
my class starts at 9am!!! **gasppppp**
though i know you might wanna shoot me cos your class/work starts at 7am.
but still. i cannot get my ass to school by 9am, cannn?!
just cannot cannot CANNOT!
if i could, i wouldn't have missed the last 2 weeks.
but hmmmmm, it's tenghong's DI class! hahaa.
then again, i MUST graduate. no repeating allowed.
I SONGPAHHH!!!!!
note/to/self.
must start saving money.
spent $160 today on materials already!
how like that?! HOW?!?!
tell me how?!?!
note/from/self/back/to/self.
i also don't know how!!!!
so shuddup and sleep la!
christy the great.
i like nonsense
i love tangle
