christy

Friday, December 24, 2004

pooopeewhoppseedood!!!! it's christmas!!!

if u're wondering why i've yet to blog about my birthday. well here it is!
it started like this.

met up with Andre at Orchard MRT after a luxurious long sleep and a small session with the telly. Trotted down to Haagen Daz (how in the world do u spell that damn thing?) for scrumptious yummiboolious ICE CREAMM!!! yummmm. :]] very contented with that. in fact, to a point of over-contentment! haha. in the midst of it all, twinney msg-ed Andre about getting a cake.. but he didnt know it was gonna be a msg i shouldnt see, so he viewed the msg with me eyeing on the screen to a slow and retarded swooshing of the phone! hahaha.. so i knew that my beloveddsss were gonnna prepare a gwoorgeous cakieee!

then we hopped our way to get Rongsen at Serangoon and whisked off to Serangoon Gardens where Happy Daze is of cos. The smile was never once off my face all these while, or whileessss.

my uncle calls shortly to announce his forthcoming guest appearance along with his friend.i gladly welcome it and pooof! he appears!!! together with his friends and Rongsen, we got to Chomp Chomp for some amazing food! Fried Oyster, Hokkien Mee and stuff. mmmmmmmm!!!! at the same time, Twinney, Fuzzie and a few others i cant recall arrived at Happy Daze ;]

Got back with a cake from Sweet Secrets courtesy of my uncle. to be exact, a Chococlate Souffle! haha. it was awesomeee, by the way. then we sat around while some of the guys took up the pool table. drinks flooded the table along with awesome finger foods.

after quite a while, my uncle left. signalling that a couple of my frens would have to leave pretty soon as well. so i decided that yes, we shall have the cake that i 'knew' about! andd...

out came Andre dressed as a damn nerd, officially named 'Ah Fook'!!!! gosh! visualise this. retarded brown lab goggles, gelled side parting hair, buck toothed, fully buttoned polo tee, chest high jeans (yes, c-h-e-s-t!), butt stucked out, hunched back, white socks showing at the ankle, sneakers... screammmms EWWW!!!!!!
i couldnt even handle the phobia of standing near himmm!!!!

it was a terrible nightmare i sayeee! pfffuit!

then the cake was in his hands. the gworrrrgeous triple chocolate fudge or sort from Cafe Cartel reccomended by Noodle Dearest, bought by Fuuuzzie Wuzz Girl (am i right?) it was pureee mouthgasmic!!!! and well, before i explain to you how Dior Lai tried to shooove the cake up my nose, i'll bring u through the cat and mouse chase around the whole premise!!!

all of them had schemed and plotted. armed with the spray-spray can which forcefully ooze out crazy splloshes of streamers, they attacked me together and made me run alllll over the place!!!!and these stuff are semi-wet and hardens later. so imagine them harderning to my hair and all?! then Desmond (who works at happydaze) was my seeming saviour, going okok, everyone, stop STOP!!! enough alreadyyy!!!! and just as i took my first breathe of fresh air and tried to regulate my heartbeat, bloody Desmond whipped out a damnnnned fresh can of spray-spray and friggin corenered me!!!! that damnnnnn ass!!!! so i was in a sheer horrendous state with crappy pink spray spray all over me.. ALLLLL over me.

then came the drink of the night! Super-Charged Lambhorgini done by Desmond, courtesy of Lynn (the boss). fuck ass. i didn't see/know about the 'suck from the definite base of the glass'. so guess what i did??? suck the damnnn flame what i did! so my damn mouth was burning while it was completle filled with liquor! as i tried to gulp some down, the burning sensation got too much and i shooed myself to the toilet and got them in the basin. so they go on saying, have the cooler! it's just Bailey's! so yes, i tried having some in, only to have myself reject it very badly! urrrggg!!!! those damnned asses! im no drinker ok! and i'm staying so!!!

as things starts to get back to 'normal', i got terribly flushed and a tad high. Dinesh was freaking out as i tried to stuff fries into his ear and nose. hahaa, i had no idea why i wanted to do that!!

as things got more sane for me, the guys were getting tipsy. hahaa! weird but yes. and Andre wouldnt stop making them drink. he constantly walks by and goes, hey, u're still talking sane and i dont like it! bottoms up dood! like.. whattt!? haha.

so by the end of it all, m-j got so crapped up he couldnt walk too right.

i was truly happy with having all my friends gathered and having so much fun. 'cept that Heather darling got her fone stolen. that the ultimate tragedy which i still feel bad aboutt. arrg.

i thank u all for ur awesomely insane gifts!!!

i feel damn lovedd la!

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